media student into hairy men, cool art and queerdom. yet somehow only reblogs useless shit. hupsista saatana.
so this midsummer i shall not be drunk, for i can’t afford alcohol today(also i overslept and the stores are closed for the holiday :DDD). i shall do the dishes, eat the left-over food from the fridge and pack my things for tomorrow’s trip to Helsinki.
i might as well give away my Finnish citizenship for not getting wasted.
i really feel like ice cream, candy and beer.
i also feel like playing pokémon.
but it’s windy as fuck outside and don’t want to risk myself being blown to fucking Norway by it or something
and i don’t want to start a new game and catching every single fucker all over again, nor do i feel like continuing the old ones of which i don’t remember where i am.
i need a servant to do all this to me. even play pokémon for me, perhaps. and pour my drinks and suck me off while i drink my cosmo-vodka-valium.