May 2013
m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
assiest:
pink freud’s greatest album was hand’s down ‘dark side of the mom’
hiptoyourjive:
accept free drinks to financially cripple the patriarchy
solluxyaoi:
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
macarena-of-time:
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
ayanae asked: FUCKWIT
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Send me an English word and I'll write it down in...
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
zoidberger:
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts because we are both unable to afford a full outfit of clothing
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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