media student into hairy men, cool art and queerdom. yet somehow only reblogs useless shit. hupsista saatana.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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Using men’s fear of menstruation to sneak alcohol into clubs.
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!
dude. dude.
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Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
me in 2 years
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
summer job
summer study allowance
600€ from parents
you:
me:
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